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But they wouldn't know the taste (lemm.ee)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Alien: Another crab? Does the universe not have anything original

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Alien kids putting the puzzle back together: dammit, another crab! Mom, let me try another!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Alien: Damn, it looks just like my mother-in-law!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Plot twist: Aliens are crabs as well

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That’s probably why aliens never made contact with us.

We are freaks of nature. We didn’t evolve into crab.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

All our sci-fi series depict bipedal creatures all over the place.

The rest of the universe just isn't represented, man. Make more crab fiction and the aliens will visit!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Humans are racist

It’s just political commentary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Craaaaaaab people,

Craaaaaaab people,

Taste like crab,

Talk like people

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

...yet.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How do we know it didn't have feathers?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I hope that there is a resurgence of alien sci fi and, using the current trend of trying to be as realistic as possible, we shift from the alien grey model to the craboid.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Peak evolution

[–] Arelin 8 points 7 months ago

The perfected form

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The perfect one. The crab. Everything will become crab. Crabs will rule the world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nope, this one is perfect:

Terry Trilobite

Well, crabs a related i guess.

edit: fuck Reddit gallery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Transhumanism is just a bunch of softshelled crabs with fingers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everything tastes like chicken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about me...do I taste like chicken?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You taste like pork.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sweet.

...or sour

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Long