this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

That gagh isn't even wriggling! What kind of a P'tahk made this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I eat Spagett with just olive oil.

Nutella is mostly vegetable oil with a bit of sugar and cocoa in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Sorry. How's this:

Nutella is mostly vegetable oil with a bit of sugar and hazelnuts in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Instant Hokkien Noodle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

nutella goes on everything tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Are the shades of pemberley to be thus polluted?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Correct! That is in fact the feeling this community should create in people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

well yeah ok go ahead and ruin your spaget

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'd eat that... /R/nocontext