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git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +releasechore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
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"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
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fixed another typo
haaaands
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This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.
"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"
Formatting fixes
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usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.
chore: replaced println() with proper logging util
I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
Fixes
Changed index.html
Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"
“Again, Josh? Stop it.”
"update doc to reflect reality still more"
Lint issue
Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
Fixed tests.
"cleanup" lol
latest cargo crates updated
feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"
fix this fucking gitignore
“Some appropriate message.”
Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9
Update
"Couldn't count all the stuff"
some fixes
Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)
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Minor text fixes
Stuff