Tomato666

Born a few months after the first moon landing. Birthday is next week.

Ah, you should check out Terry Pratchett. One of his characters in his discworld series had a good theory on this

Vime's boots theory

I need reading glass (sigh I got old) With an analogue watch face I can work out the time, blurred lines can be seen. Cant read blurred numbers.

Yes, it has an upper limit though as I discovered after cycling to the garage to pick up my car with just my phone. Triple cycling joy that day 🙄

Look down at the thighs and

I believe they are going to stream a "live" boxing fight (Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson). If you watch that on Netflix you will be breaking the law. I'd expect an FOI request to netflix and a query to the paid up licence holder will result in a list of people to pursue. Maybe best use FMHY.net to find a pirate stream for that event if you don't have a license.

Bash the bishop

Or Spelunky2, both excellent

Spelunky2 is worth checking out. Spent a lot of time on this one. Random procedurally generated levels. Maybe you'll get a lucky run...

This is the way

They'll likely outsource the video check to some AI outfit providing the service.

Might have to wait for the right price point, but I don't think it will be long.

As a large languag model I do not drink water