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You have 24 hours to do anything with absolutely no consequences. What do you do? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Feel like money would solve a lot of my current problems, so by no consequences do you mean anyone I victimize doesn't actually lose anything but I do get to keep it? Then I am going downtown to steal a lot out of cash registers and pockets.

If you don't get to keep anything but that means safe from pregnancy and disease? Might organize an orgy I guess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I would have said rob a bank, that seems more effective. But pickpocketing in the right part of town should also create decent results.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

No consequences? I won't even know I did anything. It won't even show.
Just carry on as usual.

Now, if you meant no bad consequences...

I don't know how I'd do it. Perhaps I'd steal money from some rich fuck, whatever.
But the idea is:
Find a train driver and bribe him with loads of money. Tell him to say that I've kidnapped him. I could even get a gun.
Perhaps bribe some more people similarly as well, not many would care about a single worker.
Threaten to kill them if things don't go my way.

Ask to get some specific rail sections freed.
Tell the train driver to do initial checks and start the train, then show me the basics on how to drive it.
The best part starts now: I'll drive the train.

Perhaps I'd take 3-4 hours with that. Then get to some side rail and stop there.
In the remaining time, ask the train driver to explain me as much as possible from this field.

5 minutes before the end thank my "hostages" for cooperating and leave the scene, hopefully leaving with loads of extra knowledge on a field different from mine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm blowing off all of my responsibilities and getting high and playing video games all day.

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[–] nailingjello 4 points 3 months ago

It sounds like a movie, but I can't quite put my finger on which one. I'm going to have to purge some of my old thoughts and get back to you on this one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Murder all dictators

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

If you could preplan. Maybe you could pull a mr robot and destroy records of debt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Tell my director to stop micromanaging and let me do the job I'm fucking paid to do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Make it illegal to serve ads on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Burn Wall Street to the ground.

Sure, the institution would survive, but it would be awfully satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eat raw chicken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🤢🤮

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's the thing I wouldn't get sick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But it would feel gross and weird aaaaa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

So much piracy. So much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Slap my boss, slap my ex, and slap my meat.

And then for the other 23 hours, IDK... rob a bank?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'd ask my wife to fry fish for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Vlog without limits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Go to Yosemite and attempt to climb something sick like Wyoming Sheep Ranch or Sea of Dreams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Make the world better

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