He's holding the pussy, she's gobbling the wiener. SFW edition.

The cat carrier stays on during sex

While she sucked the last drops from his cone, her pussy was a bit afraid of what was happening, but felt strangely comfortable and secure in that bondage on his body

My human mech suit.

I dont have a title I just want to say I want that cat carrier and this guy is clearly livin his best life.

Put my pussy on you while I swallow this sausage

A millennial couple, 2055 AD

"Don't keep cats upright like that because their spine isn't designed for that kind of in this case vertical pressure." isn't a funny title :(

The way she isn't holding the corn dog by the stick makes it so much worse somehow.

She didn’t want to carry hers anymore so she ate it

Seeing Russia's columns stalled on the road to Kyiv, General Sergei Shoigu realizes the invasion of Ukraine will not be the three-day war he had dressed for.

Deepthroat exposes cat trafficking cartel.

Guy who gets more pussy than you. Cat unrelated.

Nancy Reagan, who briefly dated Christopher Walken's father before marrying the former president, shown here explaining how politics really works.

Let her lick other popsicles. I'm dripping with pussy.

True love! Deepthroating unrelated

Sheryl: "I told you it's your responsibility to walk him if you were going to get a pet." Cat: "I am walking him, I'm just afraid he will run off again."

Cat Furry: oh look! Here’s me with my parents when I was only a toddler

open your miiiiiind

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion. The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating. The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm. Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him. Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions. The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish. First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more. Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already. Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around. The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed." Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:

"Guys, I think I fucked up."

(thats the title now.)

Convince humans that you aren't a stork with this one neat trick!

Karen and Billy Bob's first date

Date night at the sewage treatment park.

Keeping the romance alive

High school sweethearts growing old together, going for a walk. Pay no mind to the deepthroated hot dog or the cat baby.

Total pussy grabbing drip

Cat: Help me!

Husband: Kill me!

Wife: Shut up and buy me another corn dog!

From the makers of Baby Bjorn, we present the Kitty Jeaorn.

Wincest

It's a BOY!!

Opposite day.

During that moment, Bob remembered why he does this.

ITT: Sex jokes