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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is just the plot of the Black Mirror episode Hang the DJ.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's interesting how many of the psychopath suits seem to watch cautionary tales turning into hellscapes and think "yeah, that's a great idea, let's make that".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Can't wait for the Torment Nexus 35.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago

If people want to make computer characters date they should just save themselves the trouble and get the Sims.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's an interesting idea. A simulated version of me dates simulated versions of everyone else, and then tells me which ones were any good... It would save the hassle, for sure. Could reintroduce some honesty into hookups, too, less dancing around trying to figure out if that's what you're both after.

I'm not at all convinced that any company can convincingly simulate my personality though.. and there are too many layers of abstraction here, do I really trust that the AI simulated opinions of the AI simulated version of the person thst only had a simulated conversation with simulated me is really going to reflect the real situation? I doubt it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There was a black mirror episode about this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I'm going to get that tattooed backwards across my forehead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Until you realize that somebody can make up a fake version of themselves, or pay for "extra benefits" or whatever. I too like the idea, but I'm afraid it's already been ruined.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Man, sounds like regular dating all over again

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

With a hammer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think we will actually reach a point where most sexual encounters will be via virtual reality. You taylor the interaction just as you want it and get the same physical reaction as if it was real.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Look idc if no contact happens, what happened in Demolition Man seemed hot as hell.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You're not supposed to fuck the 3-seashells?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm feeling better and better about my "pornetariat" theory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Loved the article. Great blog overall. Glad you shared

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Glad you enjoyed!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. You win... THIS TIME. But I'm keeping my eye on you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Bit like that Žižek interview where he says his perfect date involves putting a dildo into a plastic vagina and throwing them in the other room while the two people can sit and have a nice cup of tea together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Of course, you can pay money for your AI to “succeed” vs the other AI. Highest bidder gets the choice. You just need to advertise services to men and women as separate companies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then you should go sign up for OkCupid.

Well that aged like milk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It was before they got bought out. And it did age like milk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Why would would peasants be spending time together and fucking IRL, when them bitches could be making daddy some mother fucking money?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

My AI and your AI

Sitting by the fire

My AI said to your AI

I'm going to set the world on fire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Isn't there literally a movie about this, that she's stolen the plot of?