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Jerry Seinfeld jokingly apologized for the 'sexual undertones' in 2007's 'Bee Movie' while giving a commencement speech at Duke University on May 12.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Buried in a small paragraph:

Seinfeld's commencement speech at Duke also drew public attention when anti-war protesters walked out of the ceremony and booed from the audience when the TV star took the podium, according to NBC News and CBS News.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Unfunny old fart makes unfunny jokes when he doesn’t have Larry David propping him up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I was disappointed a few weeks back when he said that stuff about how “wokeness is ruining comedy”. Trying to explain away the fact why he’s no longer relevant, likes it’s the children who are wrong.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a fucking weird thing to bring up.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it was a fucking weird thing for the movie to do, too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I get the feeling that Jerry really shouldn't be making movies.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why is this "not the onion" material? It was a joke.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Why is this news?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He should apologize for making Unfrosted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, it was good at being what it was supposed to be. Not every movie needs to be an artistic cinematic masterpiece.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What was it suppose to be? Unfrosted was a great title because the movie had no substance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was supposed to be a movie with no substance.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What did people like about it? The 90s references fell flat and despite the A-list casting choices the script was abysmal. For an hour long, “sitcom style” movie there wasn’t any setup/payoff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I tried to watch it this past weekend. I can watch basically anything. I stopped twenty minutes in and that was being generous. And I was/am a huge Seinfeld show fan. I don't understand what others see. It was awful. The target audience was not me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

it was good at what it was supposed to be

What was it supposed to be? It was a movie with no substance

It was supposed to be a movie with no substance.

That's really the extent of how far I'm willing to go to bat for fuckin Unfrosted my dude. Of all the movies ever made, Unfrosted ranks pretty high on the scale of "I really don't care about it (or what anyone thinks about it) one way or another."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I heard (no idea if it's true because I really don't care enough to look into it) that he made a bland and inoffensive movie because comedy is too woke and you can't say anything any more, so there's no point trying to be funny. I'm not sure if that being true or a joke would be sadder for him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The cool thing about movies is you don't have to watch them if you don't want to.