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[–] [email protected] 144 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'll pass on the Billie Irish.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I've probably also had worse. I'll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (3 children)

That's a very specific descriptive, tell me more.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.

Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks

Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn't normally contain sugar.

Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm a humble biologist by trade. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Thank you for this deeply personal report, boss

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

That is quite the description indeed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Minge tastes vaguely of copper.

Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows girls jeans don't have functional pockets.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I disagreed more with Guinness tasting metallic...

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

This is what Brexit did to Ireland.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where my hydro homies at in these times of need?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How is monster denser than Guiness...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Guinness isn't that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Liver failure.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

It tastes like blood because you're going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Just guessing, but looks like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

this looks fucking radioactive

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.

Diesel is Coke and Beer.

then there is Sprite and Beer.

I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.

plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

That just sounds like Snakebite and Black, a drink most places in the UK won't serve.

Mostly because cleaning bright purple vomit out of your pub carpet is a fucking nightmare.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it's often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don't want a full beer

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Heart attack juice

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!

Heart: Da fuq!?!?! ..----.....-----...-.... X_x

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (5 children)

What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ever tried shandy? It's basically that, but Guinness.

The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of...the stout, basically making a shandy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.

Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.

That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

It must taste like sadness

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Irish gut bomb.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Okay That's seriously looks like a radioactive diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I didn't try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:

Ass.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I don't drink alcohol and I am not irish. I am somehow offended ntl.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Not exactly the same but on New Year's I created this monstrosity. Green food coloring, vodka, and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.

No

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don't like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.

If it ever happens I'll try and remember to post my thoughts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it's done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That's a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burned beans, rather than burned juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burned) before you use them!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

This is heresy

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