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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fed to the unicorns

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Hallelujah...?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

15 minutes ago I said "have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after." This is better.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Wood chipper

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Only if I can play "It's Raining Men"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

🎵It's raining man, hallelujah but why did they blend him?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

In Anaheim, their wishes are not out of reach.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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