196

16092 readers

1673 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

553

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

11 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 11 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Fly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Fed to the unicorns

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Hallelujah...?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

15 minutes ago I said "have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after." This is better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Wood chipper

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only if I can play "It's Raining Men"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

🎵It's raining man, hallelujah but why did they blend him?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

In Anaheim, their wishes are not out of reach.