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[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An Oxford professor named Hall

Possessed an octagonal ball

The square of its weight

Divided by eight

Was pi times the root of sod all

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

I suppose saying “natural log” invalidates the last limerick - I’ll allow it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

It's common to just use "log" in pure math, since nobody uses the base 10 log.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And everyone just uses "log" in CS because noone cares about the base.

...if you specifically want the natural one it's ln. ld for binary, base 10 is pretty much unheard of. Such an uneven number.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Fair. Logs are natural unless otherwise specified. You wouldn't put log(37) if you wanted base 10, you'd do log_10(37).

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Instead of "Is the log" maybe you could say "Is nat-log"?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Or just pronounce it "lawn" like all my calculus instructors did

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That one is weird to me, but maybe just because I've never heard it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I hear it pronounced as "lawn" all the time and it pisses me off to no end. Be thankful that you don't hear it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"is natty log of the cube root of e"

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oldie but goodie:

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

"waka" didn't gain popularity among people, at least not among any I ever heard about, usually it's angle bracket. I'm quite partial to 'tic' and 'tac'. The rest is standard or at least common, IMO | is pipe and {} braces. * is often called asterisk or star but splat is just better. And # is most definitely not "hashtag". Here's an overview of what's out in the wild.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

{ left mustache
} right mustache

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why does "kicking it up a notch" have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

See top comment to kick your fury up a notch.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Not a fan of the second one. The first line doesn't have enough syllables and the whole rhyme scheme requires that you mispronounce Z.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Zee was zee long before posh English twats decided to say zed.

Source: my ass

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Zed technically came first. Greek Zeta -> French Zede -> English Zed.

But I'll do anything to get away from French influence on my language

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

While I am part of the 'zed' group, there is no "correct" pronounciation for anything because it all depends on accent and culture. Just embrace the diversity.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"mispronounce" Z. Yeah no, anyone who calls it "Zed" are the ones mispronouncing it. Z rhymes with G, P, and V in the alphabet song. End of story.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Good story, now back to reality, please.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The reality is that American english pronunciation of "Zee" is globally more popular than british english "Zed". As a descriptivist for linguistics, I believe language IS how it's used, not how it ought to be used. So I was being over-the-top calling "Zed" a mispronunciation. But it's just as, if not more, wrong to call "Zee" the mispronunciation too.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's reasonable; I'll take it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A compelling argument no doubt.

But dragonball Zed sounds better than dragonball Zee, so youre still wrong

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I respectfully submit that the US should send tutors to teach English to our wayward Anglophone brothers.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Oh dear. That's definitely going to summon something bad.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yea, like my highschool pre-calculus teacher

!Just kidding he was a great teacher!<

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

4 + (6! - 0.5(12^2 + (403 + 1))) = 2(15^2)

Four plus the difference between

The factorial of six and the mean

Of twelve squared and four

Hundred three (plus one more)

Equals double the square of fifteen.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

As stated by cracked after hours

Math is the power to destroy nice things with logic

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Man I loved that show

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Limerics are supposed to be filthy.

These are just limerish.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

These are the best poems I've ever read.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There once was a comic named Susan... #QI

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

5 and 11 are also called a hand and a span

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

3 × sqrt(4), or 6 like we call it the hood.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the Math Song by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets.

https://youtu.be/pq1T6KNcEu8?si=MmtY9fAjFLPFvXQW

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What does all that have to do with the price of nantucket bucket?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When in doubt with alchemy

Just recall the Rule of Three

Thrice the same ingredient

Forms an extract excellent

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