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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You guys... I think we can all agree that actual desert pizza is good. And I also think we can agree that the things that are on this "pizza" are also individually good. However... This is literally just a piece of store bought naan with Nutella smeared on it with Oreos, candy, and unmelted marshmallows. It looks like what a 5 year old would put together. I love dessert pizza, I love Oreos and shit, but this is definitely a food crime and I 100% agree with OP for posting it here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I mean, here in italy we do make pizza with nutella on it; cmon if even we aren't making a fuss about it (considering that i've seen people actually fight for putting cooking cream in carbonara) i think we can accept it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The crime here is that it's on a normal pizza crust (or possibly just flatbread) and not a pastry or otherwise sweet bread crust. Dessert pizza is great when the whole thing is dessert.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That pretty much sums up the rest of the discussion in here so far.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just from a picture I think it’s difficult to tell if its a sweet or savoury base.

But dessert pizza is great. certainly not a foodcrime

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I guess I simply cannot regard dessert pizza as anything but a novelty, mainly because pizza crust is too tough and chewy to make a pleasant dessert. I prefer to just stick to the kind of doughs that are made for it, like cake, cookie, or pie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

With good dessert pizzas, the base may look similar but are actually quite different when you consume one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Perhaps, but I still would not eat that thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It depends on both how you make the dough and how thin you make the crust; you can make it wafer-crisp and for this kind of pizza is wonderful; The type you are referring to is the "canotto" that most neapolitan pizza has.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps, but you're still not gonna convince me to eat THIS thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if we are talking about the one in the picture then, i understand you; just by looking at it i feel like i need to call an exorcist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Of course we are. If it was a good example of a dessert pizza I wouldn't have posted it here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like how this goes is highly dependent on the dough used

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I haven’t personally tried it but it looks like standard pizza dough so I imagine it could end up being a bit dry, at least unless there’s also a generous amount of butter involved.

Yes, I suppose technically it’s just a fancy variation of Nutella on toast (which is obviously great), but toast has a very different consistency than pizza crust.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In colombia they have a pizza that is nutella and bananas. It looks like a crime but is amazing. That said, I’d try this one. Looks like it’d taste great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

See, I'd probably try THAT because it doesn't sound as dry and overly sweet as this thing probably is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Roti desert pizza is a thing...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That crust doesn't look anything like roti to me.