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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Now you got a halo and angel wings. I hope you are better at flying with those two things. See you in heaven with General Soleimani. Without you who is gonna rule Iranis. Uranium enrichment programs. Sending weapons to Hezbollah. Breaking sanctions. Unlimited genocide against the west. We know that you tried very hard you did your best. Can we get an AYO from the Revolutionary Guard. Can we beat protesters really fucking hard. Enough to cave in skulls and cause brain damage. Make their faces look like a Kobe Roast Beef Bryant sandwich. Now you in Heaven smoking weed. with the best of the best of Humanity. You will be remember you as one of the greatest. A moral man and a martyr and not an amoral executioner sadist who slaughtered thousands of students. People will name their kids after you. Little Ebrahim Raisis will strap bombs to their bodies too. Because of you their deaths will save Iranis. The future is looking very bright. With nukes made by Iranis. Can we get an AYO from the fucking mist. Who was the dumbass pilot who flew in this. How the fuck did you not see a mountain. Can we get an F in chat for the rescue workers who got lost and died in the mountains?

He’s with harambe now

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