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Extra Thick Bread Slice (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Found a piece of bread in a store bought loaf that didn't get sliced properly.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

More of a broad than a bread, innit?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ah, I didn’t quite understand from the first picture. I thought this was like one of those loafs I’ve seen in Quebec where they slice the bread the long way.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I’m confused. Is this more thick bread?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Jumps right past Texas toast to Alaska toast.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

All i see is a French toast in the making.

[-] Blizzard 7 points 1 month ago

If only we had some kind of a sharp tool at our homes to turn a thick slice into a few thinner slices 🤔

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

We don't. Such a tool does not exist. Any attempt to cut already sliced bread into thinner slices will only ever result in a pile of crumbs and tears.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

OP might be able to run a tape measure through it to separate the bread from the bread material.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That is wild.

This is what social media was meant for.

If I hadn't joined the Fediverse, I could have missed this, because of garbage algorithms that don't understand what's important in life.

Thanks for sharing that.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ahh yes...the B R E A D

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Texas Toast? Naw. That's Alaska Toast!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Not to alarm you, but things like that make me wonder if that's because it fell on the floor and the employee just stuffed it back into the loaf, or did the bread cutter lose several cutting wires, and if so, where did they go?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

One time I dropped a cookie on the floor and by the time I picked it up it was the size of a trash can lid

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's at the heel so more likely the other end of the loaf got stuck as it slid in, and this end never made it to the wires. Then the whole loaf got pushed into a bag as usual, the front end having been dislodged by the vibration of the slicing process.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That bread might be big enough for Texas!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

New standard slice for a modern economy.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn, tough enough to destroy the blades. Gonna be difficult to eat.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

the best thing since more-sliced bread

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That’s amazing. I won’t be able to sleep for a week after seeing this.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

it's the best post since.. um... uh.....

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