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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago

I love the commitment to the bit by only offering movies from the early 2000s.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not sure if intentional or not, but this dude also looks like the world’s most obvious undercover cop, which adds another layer to the costume.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Offering Phantom Menace but neither Attack of the Clones, nor Revenge of the Sith, would be the dead giveaway

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was Andrew Callaghan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

"You're not a cop, are you? You legally have to tell me if you are!"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"You wouldn't download a car"

I fucking would

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Shit, a new one every day even

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

If we had replicator technology to enable downloading a car, then it wouldn't even matter that it would put a good chunk, if not most, of the auto industry out of work.

Though I wouldn't be downloading any of today's new cars. Maybe modded versions, and there's probably a few exceptions that haven't been thoroughly enshitified.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

With the amount of issues I've had with pirated software, I'd make damn sure I was getting that car from a trusted site, though.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I would do this if not for the irresistible urge to make full use of this treasure of an opportunity to look and act like a pirate in a socially acceptable context.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nothing's stopping you from dressing as a 1700s pirate who sells pirate media 😀

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Aye, i can get ya a bootleg of “Two lasses one barrel” if ye be interested.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Is that the one where you can see her ankles?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pirate sharing pirated pirate movies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

A digital pirate, dressed as a sea pirate, sharing pirated copies of Pirates of the Caribbean, with pirate cuts for maximum piracy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Sus. You're talking about pillaging booty aren't you

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Missed a golden opportunity for his shirt to say “download a car”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The actual PSA slogan was "steal a car". It only turned into "download a car" in a meme edit. This guy's just committing to the bit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It was changed because the original ad is bullshit. I would steal cars all the time if the original car was left behind and what I "stole" was an exact duplicate. The owner still has their car, I just copied it.

Edit: obligatory "if buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Look, he spends his time pirating, not spellchecking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Stuart Little.

This guy was there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

He should have been selling copies of pirates of the Caribbean

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

The best part is the font they used for those anti piracy ads always looked like "yOu WoUlDnT dOwNlOaD a CaR"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I really hope the Stuart little disk just has a jpg of a mouse on it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Funny. This doesn't look like a roadside stand in Neuvo Progreso, Mexico selling elote en vaso and badly cammed copies of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.