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[–] Blisterexe 139 points 3 months ago (5 children)

That second story is NOT real

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

What recipe ? I made orange cake recently, absolute banger. I glode for days

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Agreed, Todd would’ve crushed that nerd’s head like a grape.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Oh hey, you're finally awake.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

eh, it's still funny ¯\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

also it seems like it's not entirely implausible

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

No it has to be real or it's not funny because we're all crippled by scepticism now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Print the legend!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

Things that never happened

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I do the same thing with whoever the current head of government in my country is.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Thanks, Nobama

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now we need the "Thanks Obama" version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I would agree if I didn't think he was too proud for something like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

imagine this being how you learn that you became a meme, i would die on the spot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Damn ~~synths~~ Todd Howard!