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Iranian President Stoned To Death With Mountain (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 163 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I wish I had the patience to go and post this in reply to every tankie I've seen today defending the "honour" of this piece of shit in the name of Iranians who they've convinced themselves they can speak for (yet somehow never speak up for their best interests, only in defence of their "great leaders" interests, curious.. 🤔🙄).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Yeah, western tankies especially can be very weird. Meanwhile, the actual communist party of Iran has nothing good to say about him.

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The only regret of the people of Iran and the families of the survivors of the horrific crimes committed by the mercenaries of reaction and tyranny, over the death of Ebrahim Raisi, is that the opportunity for his historic trial in the not-too-distant future has been lost.

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Alright, that one was pretty clever lmao

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let he who is without sin throw the first helicopter.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago

Fucking legendary.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've found a lot of Onion headlines pretty mid and uninspired recently, but this one is aces. No notes.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

They've been going pretty hard lately, it's great

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Threw the whole fucking planet at him, he musta done something to deserve it! :P

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Karma is a bitch.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I saw the crash site in an aerial photograph and it looks like a big scorch mark. As if the devil reached a burning hand up out of the ground to personally invite them all down to their final destination.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Really, no links?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Actually, Iranian courts put a moratorium on stoning to death over 20 years ago, and the practice is still legal in American-allied Saudi Arabia.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Yes indeed, what about the US.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Some background/ other info

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/20/1252418856/iran-interim-president-mohammad-mokhber

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Fkn lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

And if so much as a beast touch the mountain, it shall be stoned

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Will the zealots and their goons consider this a message from Allah, that their ways might be wrong?
Nah!

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