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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is Sunak not that tall? I always assumed he was just small minded and not small statured, too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

5'6" apparently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Same height as Tom Cruise and Napoleon, a smidge talker than Churchill (PM not dog) and a few inches taller than Harold Wilson.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Many won't realise the PM is there, the delay is them trying to find a stool for him to stand on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I feel sorry for the guy that has to wipe the shit off his shoes afterwards then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

He has a ladder built into the back of the pedestal.