Biblically accurate sleep.
this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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Somehow that pose reminds me of:
This is me in a nutshell.
oh, that’s what the pose is called
"The pretzel"
More photographic evidence needed. For science.
Why does that strike me as obscene?
It's a naked woman, and if you could see behind the arms you'd get a look at either the origin of the world or the full moon (I can't quite get my head around which way she's bent)
I can't quite get my head around which way she's bent)
I think if she unraveled she'd by lying on her back, feet away from the camera.
she could be wearing a 👙 bikini.
I guess, and the photoshoot would be more confortable. However my mind does not fill the gap (hehe) with a bikini
How…how does this become a habit?
You do it once and then you get stuck
Once you're hooked it's a hard habit to break.
Not even once.
Imagine not having uBlock Origin (trigger warning)
Oh no, I do it all the time before a 9hr sleep. Should stop.
That doesn't look like a "simple habit" at all. I think my sleep will remain blissfully undisturbed.
AI generated advertising?
"I call this pose The Go Fuck Yourself"
What are the little flaps on the sides?
Toes.
If she was sitting up, her feet would be on top of her legs crossed. She then puts her arms through her crossed legs, and rolls backwards onto her shoulders.
Yes, and then twines her wrists/hands.
You sure it's a "she"? Dude might be doing this for something more than sleep.
toes