My uncle, I'm convinced, must have had an epic porn collection, because he was a creepy sex-obsessed motherfucker. He was also something of a hoarder. When he was diagnosed with cancer he cleaned out his entire apartment, including the garage unit that had been packed to where you couldn't even walk into it, and many hard drives in his computer room, all gone. Never got to see any of it but never cared to either. My mother for sure didn't want to see it, and I think he was well aware of that, hence the massive cleaning spree.
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He might have been a sex obsessed hoarder, but at least he was a considerate one.
Turns out my dad is into BBW’s and I’m not, so that was pretty easy to just delete.
Urban dictionary says
Big beautiful women/Big breasted (or booty) women
Big black women
Which is it?
It generally means big beautiful woman. Synonymous with curvy or more direct overweight.
Not synonymous with curvy in practice. In practice, BBW means obese, and curvy means a high hip-to-waist and/or bust-to-waist ratio.
Thank you
Not synonymous with curvy in practice. In practice, BBW means obese, and curvy means a high hip-to-waist and/or bust-to-waist ratio.
big breasted beautiful black women or Por Qué No Los todos tres.
So this was my friends grandpas porn. We kept anything we liked but there was still like a full home depot box of magazines. Well I’m not proud of how we “disposed/shared” them. As we drove from high school to high school tossing them just all over on campuses. This was a Sunday night so we thought we’d hear all about it in class on Monday. Nope. No idea what happened but by the time we got to our high school Monday morning all the magazines were gone and we never heard about it.
Lol, sad to hear. Usually staff members get to the school waaaay before any student does, so they probably scarfed it all.
You should be proud. Sure the cycle of porn starts usually with the dumpster find but such mana from heaven.
Like a modern Johnny Appleseed, you helped others along to spill their own seed
the hardest I laughed today, thank you.
My buddy's grandfather died with a Girls Gone Wild VHS tape in the VCR and a western novel on his chest. This was when DVDs had already replaced VCRs so no one really wanted it. They ended up trashing that and a handful of other tapes.
What a way to go
The tape was at the end. We all assume he feel asleep and passed away with it going.
He drank Crown. It's not generally my thing but many bottles were had after the funeral around a bonfire to honor an absolute legend.
We all know how shitty and exploitative GGW is now, but at the time all we saw was an 80-something year old man living the dream.
Jerk it?
Bop it
Twist it
Shout it
cram it.
What if they made it?
Jerk it twice?
Finna
Surprise the rest of my family members with them. Because I shouldn't be the only one who experience that surprise.
I actually gave it to an art student who was collecting love letters and amateur pornography for a project.
amateur pornography
Did you give someone your parent's homemade sex tapes?
Oddly enough, the letters and nude Polaroids were not from anyone I knew.
The plot thickens
It was a rental, and they were hidden, so probably from another tenant.
I have it in a bag downstairs. the craziest part was a Stormy Daniels dvd. way to be both political and dirty. its also funny because he worked with trump.
Mum: if she passed away and I found her porn I'd simply burn/delete it for her privacy.
My other parent (already dead): no idea. My first instinct would be to carefully select the nastiest bits of it, and then make sure that his family (technically "my" family too, but... meh) knew about it. But on a second thought that piece of trash already kicked the bucket, I wouldn't be harming it but rather upsetting common relatives, so... why bother? TL;DR probably burn it too.
If I found one, I'd keep that shit.
Well, my mom didn't have one, but I know my dad has erotic books and comics. I have even bought him some of the books if I saw one that I thought he'd like to own. So I'd keep them. Some, like the erotic novel parody The debauched Hosbodar are rather hilarious.