You're at the local bar and it's karaoke night! What are you singing first? in c/[email protected]

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im sliding up to the first woman i see wym

What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims? in c/[email protected]

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I get hella hoes on this app

Do people hate you online too? in c/[email protected]

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bro its everywhere I go

What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored? in c/[email protected]

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masturbate maybe

What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims? in c/[email protected]

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Suit youself, I like lemmy

What happens if Biden dies before the next inauguration (see inside)? in c/[email protected]

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jimmy carter will out live both mark my words

Make it stop. in c/[email protected]

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you do it so you can mog

Make it stop. in c/[email protected]

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she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

rule in c/[email protected]

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What did you do with the porn collection you found when cleaning out your dead parent's home? (sh.itjust.works)

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How do you recover from seeing something awful on the Internet? in c/[email protected]

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I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 😂

Which are the most fucked up books you've read? in c/[email protected]

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Reading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all

Not only are they watching you, they're judging you. in c/[email protected]

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Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.

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I need a therian girlfriend 🙏🙏 (sh.itjust.works)

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Alcoholism ends here (sh.itjust.works)

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finna get crunk off the bob 2nite (sh.itjust.works)

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Is there anything on tv that isnt sex and violence (sh.itjust.works)

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I like to eat a tomato like it's an apple (sh.itjust.works)

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If given a new life would you choose to be born the same sex that you were? (sh.itjust.works)

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I mean like I accept who I was born as but if given the choice I’d choose to be born a woman, yk? Idk but I kinda envy them a bit but i’m fine being an unsexy man

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Who does your dog choose to sleep with? (sh.itjust.works)

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shit_of_ass

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