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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The photo on the right is cherry picked. There's a million pictures of her without glasses where she looks the same.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

It's the bangs more than the glasses

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Somehow she looks super relatable and nice on the left, but super generic and boring on the right.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its ok to still be after your manic pixie dream girl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I hate that this ever became a meme.

It's okay to go after hot blondes. It's okay to go after girl next doors. It's okay to be into goth girls.

Manic pixie dream girl? Really? Sounds like incel 4chan shit lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What should we judge next?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooo ooo Lemmings who think they're above it all!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They won't be above it all for long!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Put em in the ground lime the worms they are!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about manic goth girls? Asking for a friend

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Times does this to us all....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah, this old guy is super generic and boring. /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Nah, it's the glassy eyed expression.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yer mom is relatable.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Zooey Deschanel and Katey Perry are actually the same person and no one can convince me otherwise. Yes, I know Katy Perry did a music video about how similar they look; it wasn't her trying to be a part of the joke, it was her mocking us by showing us the grift. Wake up sheeple.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the same vein, I can't figure out how people don't notice that Lord is just a middle-aged man from Colorado.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, Randy! Yeah I know him. How no one else sees it is beyond me.

I’ve been shopping at his farm forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

you have tegridy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some level of shared genetics at least

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Sisters of the same cloning vat?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

WHy did her chin change so much? Is it just the angle? It looks like a completly different persons jaw.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's a combo of the angle and lens focal length

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's about 15-20 years age difference in the pictures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That would explain it.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Her chin changed shape too.

Are we sure this is the same person, there isn't surgery or optical illusions involved?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's because the camera angle is different and her mouth is open in the right which causes it to look different. She has the same chin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bet you know how to get smashing selfies

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Utter perfection *Chefs Kiss*

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Fair point.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She’s also a blonde. The dark hair is dyed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Watch Elf this Christmas. She looks so different.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Actually, she's a natural brunette.

https://stylecaster.com/entertainment/music/995908/zooey-deschanel-interview-quotes/

“I had to dye my hair blonde for a screen test for a movie that never happened before I did Elf. And I went in for the meeting for Elf, and then I asked them, ‘Could I dye my hair back to my natural color?’” Deschanel says. “And they said, ‘No. You have to keep your hair what it was in the meeting.’ So I had to wait until I was done with that movie. But as soon as I was done with that movie, I pretty much dyed it back.”

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Superman actually does a lot more than just glasses to hide that he's superman. In addition to that and doing his hair differently...

He wears multiple layers of clothes to hide his physique

He has a set of well-used weights in his apartment in case anyone figures out how ripped he is.

And anyone who looks into his past will find out that he grew up on a farm bailing hay and handling livestock.

"Oh, no wonder he's so huge and ripped! He works out and grew up on a farm!"

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