Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

The juicer also looks like a microscope and this made me very confused at first.

when life gives you lemons, make piss

It's implied that you can just keep producing the sweetener, from nowhere.
It don't work like that.

break the fucking lemon dispensing machine

we made lemons

when life gives you lemons, destroy the ruling class

Coincidentally, I drank a whiskey sour last night relaxing and celebrating after getting a whole load done, then realized it's only a day more before the new slew of deadlines.

I wish I didn’t immediately understand this on a visceral level

I like piss.

Accurate. Also reminds me of a Boondocks episode that tackled the same thing.

I like lemonade.