Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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The juicer also looks like a microscope and this made me very confused at first.
This is also a good illustration of the experience of working in a microbio lab
Yeah I have always thought that job looks mind numbing as hell.
On the one hand, at least you aren't just looking at a computer all day, but, on the other, it is because you are giving yourself carpal tunnel syndrome from pipetting and/or staring into a microscope. Big props to the people who do it (it is frequently important work!) but I eventually even got tired of listening to podcasts and audiobooks.
Oh actually if you can listen to things while doing it then it's actually not so bad. I could get a lot of learning done.
when life gives you lemons, make piss
It's implied that you can just keep producing the sweetener, from nowhere.
It don't work like that.
Noone said it was good lemonade
break the fucking lemon dispensing machine
we made lemons
when life gives you lemons, destroy the ruling class
Coincidentally, I drank a whiskey sour last night relaxing and celebrating after getting a whole load done, then realized it's only a day more before the new slew of deadlines.
I wish I didn’t immediately understand this on a visceral level
I like piss.
Accurate. Also reminds me of a Boondocks episode that tackled the same thing.
I like lemonade.