this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I'm actually all three.

  1. i can talk to you and see you are fine, so no reason to ask.
  2. helpful advice: don't fall down stairs
  3. Also, i'm curious, how did the floor taste?

don't see the problem here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'm "stop falling down the stairs."

If I'm feeling particularly generous, I'm "how can we make it so you stop falling down the stairs?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like 2 and 3 are the same type of friend

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I feel like number 2 has more of the annoyed mom vibe ("stop being silly, we need to load the car up!") whereas number 3 is more like the guy that's rolling in the floor laughing while your bone is sticking out of your elbow.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
  1. Is the ground ok?
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"How's the ground state?" - my brain

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why your brian bullying you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It just reads what it wants 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

“Hey, let’s get some handrails installed “ is a 4th type, but not funny, so - sorry, mods

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My family every single time: "y porque caminas así?" (Why would you walk like that?)

Bonus new one my mom came out with recently: "you should be careful"

[–] Honytawk 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)