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Anon meets a girl (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 96 points 11 months ago

Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago

Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

At least include a spoiler tag

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)

[-] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

Thank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this

[-] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Great stories don't have to be real to be enjoyed.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved's D cups? It's a nice fantasy he's made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I choose to believe

[-] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Just here to say, fuck this long image

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

PS: not OP, check username difference please.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Our battle will be legendary!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

However

— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy "sightings")

If Jessica is real, it's very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that's probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

There was a whole subreddit dedicated to AIgreentexts, it was quite good sometimes

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Who's cutting onions here?!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I came here for shitposting, not to feel.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. 'blunt force trama' from the crash cost her her eye sight.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Yeah this looks like something I want to decipher

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That Jessica's name?

Albert Einstein

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who's wife and kid never existed.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

That seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago
[-] anti_antidote 41 points 11 months ago

Your loss, that shit is good

[-] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago
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this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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