That was a horse, not a deer.
badposting
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Damn a friggin horse in my backyard!
a doe? a deer? hmmmmm. keep your eye out for rays that look like drops of golden sun
The deer are back on their bullshit now that the spring bloom has ended. They're overpopulated and eating anything they can shove in their fat ruminant mouths. RIP my tomatos and hostas.
Put in cattle fencing and they knock over all my plants on the perimeter by trying to jump over and pratfalling.
I spray wolf piss around and they lick it for the salt.
I go out there to scare them off and they huff at me like im a chump. I'm running low on firecrackers and i still have not gained their respect nor fear.
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan
You need to smooch them.
Rvtvrn
by wearing only a wolf pelt and running out at the deer while screaming