Oval Office? More like Ovaltine Office am I right? in c/[email protected]

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People born after 1986 won't get this joke.

Happy food day everyone. in c/[email protected]

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I had italian food for dinner, because I hate america.

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The situation with Biden is really bad rn and Kamala won't win against Trump. We need to amend the constitution and allow people born outside the USA to run. We all know who would win for the Dems: (hexbear.net)

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my-hero

please sir, you're our only hope to save democracy.

The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden: The president’s mental decline was like a dark family secret for many elite supporters in c/[email protected]

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Oh hell yeah brother it's HER TURN kamala-coconut-tree

What’s the site consensus on project 2025? in c/[email protected]

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This pretty much, no matter who wins this year we're getting some strain of fascism.

Someone stole a bunch of my shit, mostly need to replace my lightning cable/box in c/[email protected]

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emergency bumping amber whataboutism

Incredible things in germany 🤣 in c/[email protected]

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While you're here though would you be interested in a pussy destroyer 9,000 double dong?

Little wacky how like the only good thing america ever did was fight the nazis but they turned around and gave a whole bunch of nazis citizenship and let them into the space program and military. in c/[email protected]

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USA not beating the allegations that the only reason it joined the war was to get footholds in Europe and Asia against communism.

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. in c/[email protected]

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Xi, all you gotta do is wait until 8pm EST to hit the button. xi-button

It’s the 100th anniversary of the Caesar Salad in c/[email protected]

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You mean to tell me Caesar made this salad himself?

"joe's vision" on joebiden.com returns the funniest 404 page imaginable in c/[email protected]

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My vision is to turn Gaza into a parking lot Fat biden-harbinger

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Little wacky how like the only good thing america ever did was fight the nazis but they turned around and gave a whole bunch of nazis citizenship and let them into the space program and military. (hexbear.net)

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Hey USA why did you drop an atomic bomb on a defeated country that was ready to surrender, anyway?

CMV: Fidel Castro should’ve nuked the US in c/[email protected]

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When you're right, you're right.

Name this cat in c/[email protected]

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Bilbo

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Lot to be proud about this year! (hexbear.net)

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[CW Mention of self-harm] Anyone else with GAD pick at their fingers until they get wounded? (hexbear.net)

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I do and I hate myself for it. Often my thumbs are all bloody and fucked up looking because my anxiety is high. gah.

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So what's your favorite video game mod? (hexbear.net)

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I rarely ever mod my games outside of fan patches to fix bugs but I'm looking for games that have some quality mods.

Project Reality for Battlefield 2 comes to mind. That's a quality mod that's now it's own standalone game.

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My Son (www.youtube.com)

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My Son:

Your Son:

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Reading Cat Shit One and omg the Soviets are bears, so cute. Shame the manga has a lot of racism. (hexbear.net)

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Thirty passengers injured after ‘strong turbulence’ forces Air Europa plane to land in Brazil | CNN (www.cnn.com)

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They were on a Boeing too.

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God is a girl, a goddess, so I'm doing sins so I go to hell to hang out with a fella, Satan. (hexbear.net)

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At least I won't be nagged all day grillman

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Wow you think you're really fucking funny writing in "Jeffery Epstein" on your ballot in November and not Biden, huh? DEMOCRACY is on the line and I don't need to remind you of that. (hexbear.net)

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[FREE SOFTWARE] Tamagotchi Simulator 3 (tamagotchi.chez.com)

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Do you want to relieve the late 90's Tamagotchi craze? Now you can with your own v-pet! This free software emulates how the toy acted, right down to pulling out the strip to turn it on.

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Does anyone remember the video of the dude who asked Kim Jong Un to kill him? (hexbear.net)

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It was this like tired looking middle aged dude simply asking Kim if he'd kill him. It was so funny and surreal and google ofc is not letting me find it.

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