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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The answer is tahini, by the way. Not a big shocker.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shocker for me. Never thought to use it like that. Thanks for mentioning it!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Oh cool. Well tahini (sesame paste) is awesome, and especially useful for anyone vegan or lactose-free. Definitely worth keeping in the pantry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I also like to use peanut mush/butter for that. As in, the non-sweet stuff.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if I don't have a pantry?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not soup, that's pasta with extra sauce.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And chicken soup is just very very juicy chicken!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Spaghetti is tomato soup with noodles.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

hiding in your pantry, the soup won't be cream free for long.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Why do people keep creaming in my pantry!?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You better be hiding in your pantry, because the creamy cream-free soup is coming for you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Bad news, the creamy cream-free soup came from inside the pantry!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Creamy cream-free is such a rollercoaster phrase that shouldn’t have passed edits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It’s like antipasta pasta salad. Which is one of my favorite pasta salads.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

okay but how DO you actually get creamy soup that doesn't have cream in it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Corn starch, vegan cream, tahini, coconut milk, or just blending it, are some ideas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Think it's jizz, mate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The key to creamy cream - free soup - is hiding in your pantry. Because your kids had a tantrum and tore all the labels off of the cans you stocked up at the start of Covid lock-down, when society was surely going to crumble. Botulism roulette!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Just use cream anyway. It's carbs you want to cut out in a diet, not fats.