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submitted 1 month ago by Maven to c/[email protected]

Probably the most true post in this entire community.

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[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Infmous socialsit.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

He killed a billion peolle. Certainly you've heard of him.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Mow ze lawn

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Not very funny meow, is it?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Chairman Meow

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Trofim Lysenko killed the most people under Communism, through famine. Most of the deaths under communism have been due to famines and misconceptions about farming.

...and more were killed by Capitalism in the Belgian Congo and by The British East India company alone. Both of which were run as Capitalist ventures.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

"Misconceptions about farming" isn't really accurate though. The farmers knew how to make food, but in both Russia and China, at least, the central government decided bullshit was as good as science and fucked around with a working system.

That being said, America also fucked up their soil so bad that they created a dustbowl with a non-zero deathtoll, and modern western farming practices are also fucking up the climate via algae blooms, pollinator killing pesticides and just straight up spewing diesel exhaust.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

the central government decided bullshit was as good as science

The problem was that they thought Lysenkoism was science. Obviously, plants would grow according to Marxist ideology because why wouldn't they?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Reactionary plants

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It didn't help that Lysenko started off being right. It turns out that planting some seeds deeper does increase yields!

Clearly we should double the depth!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Capitalism brought us Brawndo, which will kill all the crops eventually.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I’ve been listening to The Fall of Civilizations podcast (it’s really good, especially if you enjoy history). I just finished an ep yesterday on the Norse colonies on Greenland and it talked about the destructive farming that occurred before they were abandoned. This was ~13th-14th centuries when they went dark. It’s not an uncommon problem, though centuries of progress make it harder to excuse / understand in the 20th.

Anyway, fascinating stuff. I wonder how we’ll be talked about in the next millennium (assuming a miracle and humanity lasts that long).

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Even when they saw the plastics in their own blood, they continued making plastics."

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

I'm about 90% certain this is a satirical post.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'd say 100% because while funny, the insane person not even knowing how to write the names but has learned enough to know about the landlord thing? Nah

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

“I know absolutely dick about shit yet I still have an opinion.”

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

These people post things like that and look at it and go, yeah, I'm happy to put that out on the internet that's a coherent sentence, with correct punctuation and spelling.

What is wrong with them?

How do they ignore all the red squiggly lines?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Next to their real name and face as well.

It's why I know the stats of 99% literacy rates are bullshit. I've been on Facebook. Half the people in my town seem to communicate online through the text equivalent of caveman grunts.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So the definition of literacy that they use for those stats is a super low bar. Like the bar is lying on the ground. The National Assessment of Adult Literacy defines literacy as "the ability to use printed and written information to function in society, to achieve one's goals, and to develop one's knowledge and potential." That's not a high bar to clear and the literacy rate, in the US at least, is still only about 80%.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The background is red it blended in

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This is definitely a joke. But also, I don't fuck with Facebook anymore because it's got way too much cringe content

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

How do they ignore all the red squiggly lines?

I'm thinking these sort of people look at those lines like some sort of challenge. "No line is gonna tell me I spelled that word wrong!"

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

No, it's spelt Paul Paht.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Carl Mark sounds like the CEO of a cereal company

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, that well-known communist Carl Mark.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

And his fierce rival, Chairman Mow.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Let's not confuse landlords and corporations. The former are people, the later are not. They're often horrible people, but they're still made of meat; corporations are made of ink, paper, and a stubborn refusal to accept reality.

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I love it. The author, Terry Bisson, used to have it on his own website, but his website seems to be gone unfortunately.

He died January 10th of this year. Too bad his website doesn't survive as a small bit of legacy.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I just got evicted after attempting to pay. Landlords are scum.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

friend of mine got evicted because the Landlord wanted to take over the condo for "personal use". friend paid on time every month, never missed a payment and got evicted. So you'd think the Landlord would move in or move in a family member. nope, Landlord wanted to raise the rent...a lot and evicted my friend.

Friend isn't an idiot and keeps an eye on the place cause they suspected as much. sure enough a month after being evicted the same place is being listed again online for $1500 more a month. Friend knew it was theres because their microwave they left behind was in the listing photos.

Friend proceeds to take the landlord to small claims court and wins. Now getting that winning judgement from the landlord? yeah not so much.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They like it when you succeed in paying.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Ahh, so that's where the phrase "Mowed them down" came from.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Dumbasses. Carl Mark was the cartoonist. If she actually knew anything about socialism, she'd know how to spell Carl Barks.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I found a pic of Curl Mark, Mow, PoPo Pot

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Looks like InsanePeopleLemmy...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Critical support

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Too obvious imo

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