this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Give this man a what? Medal? He's already getting daily blowjobs. What else can we give him?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well I mean he could have told her the truth, that everybody has bad breath in the morning and the cure is to brush your teeth. But then he wouldn't wake up every morning to a blowjob. So I mean what are you going to do.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

It's all fun and games until she takes a trip somewhere without him and wakes up with bad breath.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I mean, he ain't wrong, for a given value of "bad"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Summer Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

yes. yes he is.