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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I am SICK and TIRED of this bullshit. No, it doesn't matter how many Bigfoot feet pics you send me, you can't convince me THAT HAIRY APE has sex. No way. If he's banging that much, where's all the Bigfeet kids, hmm? THERE ARE NONE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FUCK.

Oh and don't give me some lame excuse like "Oh he uses protection." Or "Maybe he's gay." BULLSHIT. WHERE'S THE STASH OF BIGFOOT CONDOMS?! WHERE'S THE PROOF?! None. As the great Mao Zedong once wrote "No investigation, no right to speak." So to say Bigfoot fucks without proof is LIBERALISM. STOP RUINING HEXBEAR WITH YOUR LIBERAL TAKES.

As for Mothman? Oh, baby, he fucks. Unlike the shy Bigfoot (more like Bigfart) people see "Mothman" all the time. So there's probably way more than one. Mothman is fucking so much that all of Virginia is a Mothman ORGY.

Once again Bigfoot FREAKS fail to stand up to the slightest logic or reason.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

nobody cares about Virginia

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER FUCKERS VIRGINIA ONLY HAS CIA NERDS vegeta-pain