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Ya know what they say about big noses.... (mander.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.

Comedy gold.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between SPL and nose size but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and the reason why SPL and nose size are related is still unclear. Therefore, we consider it an interesting subject to pursue from now on."

Just don't die in Japan.

https://www.iflscience.com/the-big-nose-big-hose-hypothesis-is-true-according-to-study-on-corpses-59601

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

From now on?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

https://www.iflscience.com/the-big-nose-big-hose-hypothesis-is-true-according-to-study-on-corpses-59601

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Well at the the article did sort of explain why the team was pursuing this line of study. Too bad they didn't learn anything more useful.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aye, a credible source from @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Who knew I knew about more than just Parus Major

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Too bad Italian cocks have been shrinking due to plastic pollution.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Ah, the lower horn. The true aphrodisiac.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

A related study shows that the inverse relationship between nose size and truck size.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Dick joke or Jewish joke?