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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

"Fish Witch Demonstration of Casting Has Mages Guild Reeling"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I cast Summon Bigger Fish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I haven't seen a Darths & Droids reference in the wild in a while.

I remember just cackling the first time I read their Episode I comics.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

"but I didn't say witch kind"

I mean, it was right there

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"My arcane focus is a bit impractical in dungeons, but here it works great!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

"Study of Wild Magics, Effects Upon Waters, Aquatic and Amphibious Life, and the Occasional Boot."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I would assume any wizard worth their salt would spend quite a bit of time fishing and doing nothing but smoking their pipe while they lazily watched their rod for a bite.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Summon fish!

Or maybe summon food and water? (It's hard to stay dry with a flopping fish around)

Bigby's crushing fish?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Just remember, Summon Fish has a One Week cool down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Women love me, nymphs fear me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I cast charm person on the nymph!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Mages assumed she meant the witch kind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That looks like the most uncomfortable thing to fish in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

... Does it though? Looks comfy to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would want something that isn’t going to get in my way when casting or reeling. Like having extra fabric catch on your arm or trip you up. Also I don’t want to be getting bait and shit caught in all that fabric. The hat is a good idea, with the brim to protect from the sun, but the pointed top seems too heavy, so when you have to lean over it might fall off, or poke into the shit you are working with, like your tackle box. And then if you ever had to actually go in the water, lol good luck with that.

So you would probably be better off with jeans and a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

... I imbued the clothes with +20 to water resistance and +20 to AGI so they effectively move out of the way and never get wet.

But yeah, you've convinced me. I'd also prefer white on a hotter summer day.