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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Transhumanism. The flesh is weak, the singularity is upon us, humanity will evolve. How about blob-stop

Today we purge the transhumanists from our transgender ranks and affirm that the two concepts are completely at odds with each other.

Imagine a Venn Diagram, one side is transgenderism, the other is transhumanism. There is only two circles, the concepts does not intersect with each other. There is no venn diagram

I’m going to appeal to nature to justify the validity of transgenderism, without showing any studies I’m going to say that transgenderism has existed since before humans, thus transgenderism is morally good. Why I reached this conclusion is so obvious I feel to say it.

Transhumanism is when big scary cyborgs with blades for arms do a cyberpunk. We don’t want that, that is very bad. Ontologically bad. Elon musk neuralink mark of the beast Satan 666 but not cool though. They put an electrode in a monkey.

They put an electrode in a monkey.

You are the monkey.

How about instead of trying to evolve we just stagnate and all collectively choose to watch reality tv and eat hyperprocessed potato chips for brekkie lunch and dindin? Transhumanism is like Pokémon. We can’t press any buttons during the evolution phase or else pikachu turns into this gross looking rat thing. Who the fuck evolves pikachu?

Also transhumanism has direct ties to eugenics.

Good look sorting through all the bullshit. TBH nothing I said here is of any value. You all will reply maybe with a countdown and someone will get mad and we will have another post made by someone trying to get everyone to calm down. But I planted the idea into your head, and whenever you hear this topic discussed again you are to react negatively to it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

to be clear the tone with the trump emote is not anguish i always just sorta interpreted that as him saying something but in an unflattering angle to express candidness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

We did tho. I made a big effort post then never checked the replies.