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Human missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can't escape to a red shit hole now.

Ah who am I kidding.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We should still send Musk there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

in fact, we should send every billionaire there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We send all other billionaire there first, and then musk. Then all his rich friends will laugh at him for doing "his thing" last

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn't cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's cold up there. Of course it's going to shrink. I'm sure it's more than adequate.

Oh, kidney. Nvm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, Elon will invent an cyber-liver that can be implanted in your body and uses off the shelf coffee filters to clean your blood.