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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

It wasn't "sent in" - all the others stepped back, quietly, without telling him. Hey uh, let's see how it goes?!:-P

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

That pigeons name? Detective Mike Peralta.

coo coo coo coo coo cool

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The party sending the bard to negotiate with the dragon, the rest of them ready to bolt if things go downhill.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My party always sent me (the wizard) to negotiate with the dragons. The bard didn't know draconic, and my wizard's first Epic Feat was Polyglot. Between me and the rogue we knew 26 different languages before I took Polyglot to just know every language and cypher.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Believe it or not, communicating is also the macguffin in a successful marriage.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did those pidgeons forget they can fly?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pigeons are pretty fast getting off the ground and have matrix-like reflexes, they are not in any current danger

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The cat is close enough that it is uncertain, they are in enough danger to warrant their full attention.

https://youtu.be/-zy3ub6Md6Y

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

They're pretty agile birds. While corvids like jays peck to harass/kill other birds, pigeons use their strong pectorals to beat them with their wings.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You're a good negotiator, Pesto!

What's dat supposed ta mean???

Nothen you're a good negotiator.

Are you saying that i eat cute little nagoshi's and wear cat ears and say nyuu to amuse you? is dat what your sayen???

No Pesto I'm just sayen you're a good negotiator that's all.

Oh.

long pause

DaTs It, I'll gIvE ya NegOtIator!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Get the fuck outta here!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

"We're sending someone to negotiate!!"

/noises/

"Anybody else want to negotiate??"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No Mr. Pigeon, I expect you to die.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else see skidrow from cod mw 2?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Is there a video?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They are re-enacting a scene from Braveheart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Who would win: 1 cat vs 19 birds