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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

one slice is missing

That looks more like 2~3 slices dude.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My mom is in the hospital and I have the keys to her boyfriends car but my phone is going to die, can you bring it to my mom or print out a map quest map and fax that to the hospital and I can pick it up tomorrow? Please hold it for me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

😤😮‍💨 Everytime I try to sell something on OfferUp

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Considering some of the sellers, they deserve each other. I have cash, don't want to haggle, and can pick it up whenever it's convenient. Three weeks later I'm either told it's gone or asked what time I can be there.

I could have been there weeks ago. I already purchased one elsewhere. No need to get pissy when it's been so long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I don't get it, it's sus as hell, what's the scam?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

My son has asthma and it's his birthday, can you do it for $10? Also can you bring it to Springfield Heights?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

“I’ve got some bike parts and NO I won’t tell you what brand they are. Why should it matter?”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

"Or dirtbike parts" .... been there my dude.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Would trade for dirt bike parts

A bean after my heart

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Is this still available?”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It now has 2 slices missing You took to long to buy it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is this still available?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Give him nothing more than a sneer