this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"because our capitalist society makes us sell our time and our bodies in order to be graced with the basics of survival such as food and shelter. I hate that, I hate you and I will hate this job but the alternative is starving on the streets so ehhh..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"So I will quarter-ass this while telling you I'm giving 100%"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I'm a "people person" and I love people and I want to be surrounded by them making their noisy noise and looking at me from all angles at any given moment and I hate to be in the comfort of my own home doing the things I enjoy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd honestly hire someone who said this lol, they would probably keep their head down and complete their work and then go home.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or bring a gun to work, that's much less likely though so I wouldn't worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Naw, they don't get emotional about work. It's simply a place they choose to go in exchange for money. I'd worry a lot more about the gossipers and drama people. The people who frame their social life around work....those people scare me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not everybody works in America.