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[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago

"I found evidence of ancient aliens!"

I sure am getting my money's worth out of this image

[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 weeks ago

"I found this in the middle of nowhere, far from human settlements! How else could it get there?" - the electrical engineer who hiked to said spot

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

But he won't tell us what spot. That would be giving too much away.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

If he told us, obviously the archeologists would have to eliminate him

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Like an evil Indiana Jones.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"It belongs in a billionaire's private collection!"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't tell anyone if I found a socket vein either. Big Electric is hoarding all mines

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago

Good to know that aliens use the same standardized outlets and plugs.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

It makes it easier when recharging the UFO.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You’d think they’re want at least a level 2 charging rock, though. 110v is going to take years. Silly aliens, they should know better.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Good to know that aliens use the same standardized American outlets and plugs.


It's very lucky they don't use European or British of the other dozen or so types of plug that exist globally.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

That IS a British connector though, isn't it? That's not North American.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, British are rectangular pins. Thinking on it I think I may have seen them in specialist use for theatre lighting.

So I take it back, they've chosen a bit of an obscure plug. That or it really is 👽👽👽👾

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, it's identified as an XLR professional audio connector elsewhere in this thread.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, if we're reverse engineering from alien tech, that's likely what we would use as well.

Not that it's likely in the first place.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's an adapter for human 3-pins round connector to a standard rock-socket system.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

That's literally just an XLR3 plug. It's used for analog audio and DMX lighting controls.

Don't know why you'd put it in a rock though.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well duh, it’s because we used the alien technology for ourselves in our most important projects.

XLR3 stands for Planet X (the place the aliens came from) Long Range (because it’s far away, duh) and 3 is because it took three tries to plug the rock in correctly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Haha yeah, I sell these at work and recognised it immediately! It's literally just the inner part you solder the wires onto, without the outer casing.

I tried to find a photo, but I struggled:

3 Pin XLR Connector in parts

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I immediately thought it could be one of those speakers disguised as a rock

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't know why you'd put it in a rock though.

It's a good way to get attention. It's working right now. It may have also been useful for increasing his bank account with the money of morons.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

haha 'embedded' in a hole clearly created for it

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

It's too bad he didn't tell anyone where it was or we could confirm that. But I'm glad to hear of his revelations.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Those prongs must be alien metal to not have oxidized away.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

I found my keys under a rock in the mulch. Are my keys millions of years old?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

No, just 100,000 years old, can't you read?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, I had an analysis run on my rock and it's two million years old. How old are my keys?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Assuming they were dropped by whoever installed that plug, 100,000 years, as estimated by the experts cited by the article.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, nobody else has said anything but what's really bugging me is this. Why does the rock have the male connector? It's not even flush with the surface, it's embedded slightly recessed. Attaching a cord with a female connector would be a much bigger annoyance than if they were switched around.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid cavemen. It makes way more sense the other way around. Just no ducks given about safety.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's an early ~~CPU and those are the pins.~~ Three pins, clearly a very prototype Transistor :D

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

That "rock" looks an awful lot like concrete to me

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Why do all engineers go batshit crazy when they hit retirement age?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

There are also a scary number of deeply religious engineers.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

“An old electrician called Raymond

Took a frazzled electrical cord

Connected one end to the Devil

The other he lashed to the Lord”

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

At least those aliens conformed to modern standards.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Have they tried plugging it in and rebooting it? 😂

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

What is it with their fascination for rocks?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Artifact? Artifiction, more like.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

So what happened when he tried to plug it in?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Global warming was fixed. Someone just unplugged it which caused it to get a little silly.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Might not be AI - could be one of these

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t need it. My electric rock is running fine.

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