"I found this in the middle of nowhere, far from human settlements! How else could it get there?" - the electrical engineer who hiked to said spot

Where...where is the validation?

Oh, the irony

These guys send so much certified mail I think they're propping up the USPS.

If it crashed a means of conveyance* right into their natural domicile*

My father's genealogy efforts have brought him into contact with more family, most of which he never would have found without. It has had no effect on his immediate family, and he is a great Dad. Maybe you just coincidentally know people who use it as a crutch to replace their broken family relationships.

Edit: Do I upvote this because I don't agree with it?

By their "logic", don't you enter into the contract to utilize the parking spots on the government-funded roads as soon as you park your car there?

Stupid people congregating together on message boards trying to game the system. Like children making arguments to stay up past bedtime.

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You know MLK didn't write that transcript, right?

Why are you getting sidetracked from a message of unity with somthing so trivial. It almost seems intentional, like you'd prefer whites and blacks be separate.

Marty Robbins reference out of nowhere!?

Upvote.

Have you heard of Google?

"They're poisoning the blood"

"Id only be dictator for one day"

"When you see the other side chopping off heads, waterboarding doesn't sound very severe"

Would you like more? That took me about 30 seconds.

Does grab em by the pussy ring any bells?