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[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Colby has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a friend who named his kids Brie and Colby. He never had a 3rd kid, so I always wondered what other cheese names were out there.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't think about cheese names. It's nacho problem.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know who started to down vote this; Nacho is a name in south America as far as I am aware.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Emma is just short for Emmental

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Manny" is short for manchego.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For nerds like me. The female name is short for Brianna or Gabriella. The cheese name is from the French region of Brie where it originated in. That region got its name from the Gaulish word briga meaning "hill" or "height".

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago

Also, if it isn't from the Brie region of France, it's not technically Brie. It's sparkling cheese.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure brie is named after the village in LotR

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Oh, Pepper Jack LOVES Fraggle Rock.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Famous musician Richard Cheese aka Dick Cheese

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Regi is just short for Parmigiano Reggiano

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"This is my daughter Brie and my son Shredded".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet Shredded is a Gym rat

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Michelangelo is a party dude

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure Wensleydale is both a name, and a cheese

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If Monty python is a valid source, yes

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Lets try with :

  • raclette
  • roquefort
  • saint nectaire
  • coulommier
  • comté
  • gruyère

I really want to meet a girl named raclette 😍

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Raclette is the best one. It's like Rachel but 75% Frencher

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now that I think about it, I’d totally name my son Manchego.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Or daughter womanchego

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The Munsters was done already.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Edam could just be New Zealander for Adam

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Let me introduce you to my baby, Belle.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Jack would like a word

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

There was a whole family named after a cheese. The Munsters.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Chester Bennington?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget Gorgonzola Larson.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

do last names count? There's Blue Jays star pitcher Jordan Romano and of course Arrested Development legendary P.I. Gene Parmesan

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Devon (blue) Kerry (blue) Gabriel Paddy Jack

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure I knew a Munster in highschool.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

'Lil Kraft.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is my son, Camembert. My father wanted me to name him a third but Parmesan Cheddar III is just ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Actually some of these cheese names could go down as kids names, now that people have started using weird name spellings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

There's a few that would make good girls' names when you think about it.

Ricotta

Fontina

Mozzarella (she goes by Ella, to her friends)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I've met a Fontina before.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think there's an athlete by that name.

EDIT: I found a Fontina Moore for track and field.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

That's not Cheddar! That's just some common bitch!

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