Offbeat

Wasn't it reported that he was 'killed' previously, but resurfaced days later? And really, would you be stupid enough to get on a plane to Russia and declare it on a form, or would you swap places with someone on another jet?

I mean, knowing who he is and who he pissed off, I wouldn't want to be in the same 1km wide grid square as this guy.

I feel sorry for the 9 collateral damage victims.

Him on the other hand, nah.

He had to have known this was coming. That's why I don't understand his surrender.

In the deathpool I had "slipped and got a coat-hanger hook up each nostril".