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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This feels like you started with the phrase "Hot Messiah" then worked backwards from there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

are we going to normalize nocturnal lifestyles? living underground?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think sooner or later we'll have to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hah! Beat you fuckers to it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it's hot at night, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

sure, but less melty.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like to park in handicapped spaces

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane? 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

So handicapped people make handicapped faces?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Does being crucified count as being handicapped

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The heat fills my brain and I can’t think about anything else

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Another reason why I wanna move to Australia; fewer people who bitch about the weather (and just fewer people overall)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Somebody stuff that hat down his noise hole, damn.