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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a Linux user: fuck Teams.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a person who has to use Teams for work: fuck Teams.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As an EUC engineer deep in the Microsoft fustercluck: fuck Microsoft. Fuck teams.

That shit's abhorrent. All the ex-mobile developed stuff just doesn't translate to classical computer methodologies (probably largely due to the very different UI/UX and OS design differences)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that Microsoft Teams 🤮 contains a feature called "Teams" where actual teams can create a Team, and at Microsoft the teams working on that feature probably have a Team to discuss the Teams feature, suggests that there exists a Microsoft Microsoft Teams Teams Teams' Microsoft Teams Team.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I think, uh... I think...

I think therefore I am

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We don't use the Teams feature in Teams in my work team. My team teamed up and decided on group chats instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The teams teams are better then the chat imo, because of threading being available (even though it's worse then Slacks)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately when my team started using Teams, the threads were no different from regular messages, so people would reply to others by creating a new thread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At work the teams feature of teams is blocked. Only sys Admins can create and add people to teams. None exist because no one has ever requested to use it, or knows that it even exists.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

call the bondulance

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Sounds like Discord with extra corporate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can I have it without the Teams?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Without Teams, it would be Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All Microsoft with no Teams? You're an absolute mad lad 🤪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But I don't like Teams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea I just meant like if you were ordering food or something. "I'll have it without the teams"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, and in the original that's impossible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think it was called "The bus that couldn't slow down"