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[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago

When I accidentally spilled some (unheated) chicken broth on my dog the other day, I hoped it might teach her a lesson about being in the kitchen when I'm preparing food. It did not.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago

It taught her magic tasty water might fall from the sky if she stays close enough to you!

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

There’s so much expectation and trust put upon terrestrial pets. The only pet that I haven’t asked something to the effect of “why would you do that?” or “what did you expect to happen?” was a goldfish. RIP Goldie. Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

Mine too, Goldie. Mine too.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

So, uhh...

How'd you taste? They leave good reviews? No weird diseases, properly cooked?

And how much?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

I would never be able to take such a picture of my dog. He would be ferociously licking the tiny bit of delicious food that he not allowed to have off of his back.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Those eyes are definitely saying, "How could you do this to me?"

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone of my dogs know the command, "get out of the kitchen"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Mine knows it and doesn't listen (we don't try hard enough)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I used to throw kibble and say it and celebrate when they leave.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

He really likes being around his people so I feel bad kicking him out. Luckily he mostly stays out of the way.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Somehow It never occurred to me that people other than me say that exact thing to their dog

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's the fourth command every dog owner should teach. Save those puppy toes!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Do not the dog

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

He probably felt like he walked into a Wile E. Coyote style trap

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