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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Too bad I'm in menopause.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t like to kink shame but I’ll do it when it needs to be done.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well? Now's a good time.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

What if being shamed is my kink?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Headlines like this really make me question how many critically online creeps who probably have never seen a singlular woman besides their mom before are out there buying this kinda stuff.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Assuming this is between two consenting parties (I.e the person knows where their tampon is going), what makes them a creep?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I am one of those people who thinks it's just creepy regardless of the situation for someone to want to willingly buy used hygiene products. The people selling their used hygiene products, weird, but not creepy in my mind like the buyers.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Is there any risk of them being used to taint a crime scene?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Heh. Taint.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't think so, it's basically dried blood.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

It's all dried blood, eventually.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

While we're being gruesomely pedantic, it's not technically blood

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

it looks like a duck and tastes like a duck

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No differently than using bleach I'd assume

[-] Jolteon 19 points 2 weeks ago

It's gamer girl bath water all over again, but the adult version.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The gamer girl is also an adult.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Would be so much more fucked up if that'd be child water

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Even just the phrase "child water" sounds all fucked up.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's alright when you mean a water meant for drinking by children; it's actually a bit special in its content, and it's good to have that.

It's very much not alright when we mean child bathwater :D

Though, if you want to go a full rabbit hole, I have a special thing for you from one of Chinese provinces...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

EYYY BOI, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE! Once I get you into this ball, we're gonna go on an adventure!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

or vice versa. whats the market potential for feeling the action?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Market already filled.

Teledildonics - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, I get nosebleeds some times. Am I throwing away profits?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Unless you breathe with your pussy, no

Who knows horny men, though...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

But how would they know the difference?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Are we expecting these customers to knowthe difference? I'm over here formulating a business plan, so let me know please.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well, if they are return customers from some other offering...

Otherwise nah, they don't.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I suppose of the bleed is bad enough, and clots enough, they can't tell em apart.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

This really feels like an "I'm done with the Internet for the evening" kinda story.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You're probably still good. They probably aren't going to check where the bid came from, or even if it's yours.

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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