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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

Well you're asking for swordsman to fight skeletons, that's your first mistake. What you need is a steel drivin' man.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

“I need a hammersman to fight a skeleton army”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just really, really blunt the swords edges.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

While according to the rules of most RPGs you are technically correct, and therefore according to Futurama the best kind of correct, it still won't work that way.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is Swords comic

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

They're Undead.

Blunt, not edged. They resist edged weapons.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

"I need to unsharpen my blade"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh... So, scabbard on I guess."

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I would think a two-hander is massive enough to be a blunt weapon if turned sideways, striking with the flat of the sword. But, my opinion is really uninformed.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'd allow it, at my table.

Using the flat of your blade is a valid tactic for blunting blows, be it against undead or to incapacitate a target.

But I'd also give you a slight disadvantage, as you're now going to be fighting your blade becoming a fan.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'd also decrease the damage a bit if actually used as a bludgeoning weapon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that'd be fair, and it's how I normally treat using the shaft of a pole weapon as staff.

Unless it's a Monk. Damn them, and their versatility!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can’t gnaw on shattered bones

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