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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I'm curious as to what's the opinion of an average German about this? Because this is so fucked up - a right-winger fascist gets a peace prize? Now that's a new one.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, average German here. Person I have never heard of gets an award I've never heard of. Doesn't seem very peaceful to me tho.

I'd say I'm interested in hearing the reasoning, but that would be a lie. It's been a while since I cared about any such awards.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah, anyone can just make up an award and give it to anyone. Thats not even really newsworthy.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No real opinion about it, tbh.

It's a "price" handed out by a for-profit conglomerate, so it's not really something I ever thought about in all the years it very briefly came up. In fact this is the first I'm reminded about it existing in 4 years or so? I doubt most germans have ever heard of the "Börsenverein", nevermind it's "price" or this author or what she wrote.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Börseverein" basically means "Stock Market Club". At least they're not subtle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ahh rent seekers and money changers club supporting the genocide state

man can't make this up

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Par for the course from the country that reintegrated its Nazis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The average German thinks skwawkbox isn't a reliable source.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Regular Nobel Prize Recipient Barack "Blow up Doctors Without Borders" Obama: Amateurs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're going to have to back that one up...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You imply that Obama had a direct hand in the decision. Instead, the US military fucked up, and Obama issued an apology.

That's a far cry from writing an article recommending the bombing of Palestinian radio stations.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Oh, right, the military made a little whoopsiedoo when they deliberately committed that war crime and stopped all investigations. We should blame the guy in charge of the military. Commander in Chief... Barack Obama?

I'm sure the families of the victims were moved by the apologies and the $6000.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The article has some really weird parts underlining somebody's anti-Russian and pro-Ukrainian while discussing Gaza/Israel -situation. It's like there's one larger eastern power killing indiscriminantly a smaller population west of them. And per article it's horrific when it's Gaza but somehow it's US and UK imperialism when Russians are killing/raping/pillagin in Ukraine.

I'd take the source with a grain of salt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Neither of these conflicts are indiscriminate killings. Israel is deliberately targeting civilians and children. Russia is targeting military targets. It's not through pure chance that Israel has killed over a hundred times as many children.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Journalistic standards in the West is how hard you blow the establishment.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This lady can eat my ass. What a piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you grant her that honor?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know about your ass, but I'm pretty sure mine tastes like shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah but what if she's into that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's more German than trying to achieve peace through genocide.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

hitler-detector The German skull has a unique bump which makes them genetically fascist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Any downvoters want to comment or is it just bigotry?